One day an old lady went to the doctor

One day an old lady went to the croakers because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the croaker her problem and he said, “ You have the cranks ”.

She informed the croaker that it could n’t be the cranks because she was an eighty time old abecedarian. She went to another croaker and explained her problem to him.

The croaker said, “ You presumably have the cranks ”.

“ No ” she said, “ I’m an eighty time old abecedarian. ”

Frustrated, she went to a third croaker.

She said, “ Croaker can you help me? I’ve an itch in my crotch.

Do n’t tell me that it’s the cranks because I’m an eighty time old abecedarian.

It ca n’t be the cranks. ”

The croaker said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look. ”

After examining the croaker placarded, “ Ma’am, your right, you do n’t have the cranks, this cherry is so old, you have fruit canvases . ”